My Delusion Is My Reality
2 August 2014 @ 6:49 AM
oh my god. they look like a lesbian couple.

oh my god. they look like a lesbian couple.

2 months ago via lieutenantfuckingmorgan (originally lieutenantfuckingmorgan)
2 August 2014 @ 6:45 AM
lieutenantfuckingmorgan asked: ""Take a picture it'll last longer""

lieutenantfuckingmorgan:

the-last-naveene-witch:

lieutenantfuckingmorgan:

the-last-naveene-witch:

lieutenantfuckingmorgan:

the-last-naveene-witch:

"Oh hun, don’t flatter yourself. You wouldn’t be worth the film."

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"Don’t fuck with me Barbie"

"Oh no. I’m the one who shouldn’t be fucked with you fucking troll."

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"Why? Gonna perm me to death?"image

"No more like slice your fucking throat and watch the blood pour out slowly. Your move bitch."

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"You know, i have to say I’m impressed. I’ve never met someone who could match my level of bitch."

2 months ago via lieutenantfuckingmorgan (originally the-last-naveene-witch)
2 August 2014 @ 6:17 AM
2 months ago
2 August 2014 @ 6:10 AM
lieutenantfuckingmorgan asked: ""Take a picture it'll last longer""

lieutenantfuckingmorgan:

the-last-naveene-witch:

lieutenantfuckingmorgan:

the-last-naveene-witch:

"Oh hun, don’t flatter yourself. You wouldn’t be worth the film."

image

"Don’t fuck with me Barbie"

"Oh no. I’m the one who shouldn’t be fucked with you fucking troll."

image

"Why? Gonna perm me to death?"image

"No more like slice your fucking throat and watch the blood pour out slowly. Your move bitch."

2 months ago via lieutenantfuckingmorgan (originally the-last-naveene-witch)
2 August 2014 @ 5:43 AM
lieutenantfuckingmorgan asked: ""Take a picture it'll last longer""

lieutenantfuckingmorgan:

the-last-naveene-witch:

"Oh hun, don’t flatter yourself. You wouldn’t be worth the film."

image

"Don’t fuck with me Barbie"

"Oh no. I’m the one who shouldn’t fucked with you fucking troll."

2 months ago via lieutenantfuckingmorgan (originally the-last-naveene-witch)
2 August 2014 @ 5:23 AM
lieutenantfuckingmorgan asked: ""Take a picture it'll last longer""

"Oh hun, don’t flatter yourself. You wouldn’t be worth the film."

2 months ago
2 August 2014 @ 5:17 AM
the-purpleironprodigy asked: ""Wow, those are some awesome breasts.""

"why the fuck are you staring at my tits?"

2 months ago
2 August 2014 @ 5:07 AM

whatiscapitalism:

are you allowed to go to starbucks if you don’t have an instagram account

2 months ago via themessiahsmuse (originally whatiscapitalism)
2 August 2014 @ 5:03 AM
tags:
#memes

nucleardesolation:

Friendly:

"Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?"
"Uh.. I think I’m lost."
"Wow, those are some awesome threads!"
"Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!"
"Oh dear, do you need help?"
"You look like you could use a hand."
"You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?"

Rude:

2 months ago via nucleardesolation (originally nucleardesolation)
2 August 2014 @ 4:59 AM

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

(Source: hashtaglmao)

2 months ago via themessiahsmuse (originally hashtaglmao)